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The entire thing runs in the browser, poorly. The controls are terrible and I can't figure out how to reload, and also my aim is bad to begin with, so I die three times in five minutes.

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Sadly, it's a pick-up artist game, like Super Seducer. The game is basically a big dialogue tree where I talk to ladies and try to have sex with.

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